Crypto's "Institutional Adoption" Feels Like Getting Friend-Zoned
Okay, let's talk. It's January 7th. You know what no one's saying out loud? This "institutional adoption" everyone promised would make us rich feels a whole lot like watching someone else date your crush.
Bank of America tells its wealth managers it's "okay" to put 1-2% of client money into Bitcoin ETFs. The price pops 3%. And then... crickets. Your portfolio of "the next big thing" altcoins?...