The Yield Farming Simulator Nobody Asked For
You know that feeling when you're 50 hours into a management sim game, your virtual empire is crumbling, and you think "What am I doing with my life?"
That's DeFi today. You're not farming yield. You're playing a brutally complex, financially consequential spreadsheet simulator where the final boss is your own regret.
The forums are a ghost town of spreadsheets and sighs. The "ape in" energy...