January 1, 2026: Crypto's New Year's Hangover
It's January 1st. You wake up with a headache, and it's not from champagne. It's from the crushing realization that your crypto portfolio didn't magically reset to all-time highs at midnight. The calendar changed, but the charts didn't. Bitcoin still isn't at $100K. Your alts are still in the gutter. That "New Year, New Me" energy lasts about as long as it takes to check your wallet balance.
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