A Crypto Christmas Carol: The Ghost of Portfolios Past
December 25, 2025. Merry Christmas. Hope you got something nice in your stocking, because you sure as hell didn't get it from your crypto portfolio.
You know what's funny? Christmas is the one day where even the most hardcore degens actually log off. The charts look the same—dead flat, weirdly green because nobody's trading—but for once, we're not staring at them. We're eating dry...